Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Section 2.2 John

Recently I read an article about how an old man attempted to shoplift a klondike bar and a few packages of ramen noodles by sticking them into his pants. When he was caught, he offered the owner of the store 69 dollars not to turn him in. The owner called the police, and the old man is currently being held in jail on a 500 dollar bail. Some people in this world are quite smart, and I applaud them for their intelligence.

2 comments:

  1. wow how stupid can someone get?? I wouldn't have even mentioned that I had cash on me because they would make me seem 10X stupid then I would already be for sticking things into my pants haha ^.^

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  2. So wait, who do you consider the smart one here, the owner who called th cops or the guys who shoved food down his pants?? where is the link so we can get more info? Sounds like a case for one of the dumbest criminals...

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